CP note: Pretty funny, thanks Mike Adams! LOL
(NaturalNews)
Dear fellow junk food aficionados: A great chapter of American history
is coming to an end. The Texas-based Hostess company, the producer of
Twinkies, Ho Ho's and other fine pastries, has been gutted by a union
dispute and is closing its doors for good. A total of 18,500 people will
lose their jobs, but even more catastrophically, we will no longer have
Twinkies!Hostess Brands Inc. today announced that it is winding down operations and has filed a motion with the U.S. Bankruptcy Court seeking permission to close its business and sell its assets, including its iconic brands and facilities. Bakery operations have been suspended at all plants, says a statement on the Hostess Brands website.
This is devastating news for America.
It means we can no longer sit around our couches as happy slobs, eating off one end of a Twinkie and sucking the sugary goodness out of it like a human junk food suction machine.
It means we can no longer eat away our emotional pain on a lonely Friday night through the "self medication" of three boxes of chocolate creamy Ho Ho's.
